Breathing Disorders...

Beloved Howard,
"I know this is gonna sound really stupid,...but i really wanna kiss you right now.."
Ok, so that was perhaps not the best opening line to a conversation....
How are you doing Howard?....My life has been...well....suffice it to say....quite a mouthful....
Infact, if there were any more theatrics in my life rite now.....id perhaps make the cut for the oh-so-hyped oscars....not that i have anything against them....NO SIR....
So yeah u can totally call me a distasteful fool...and a SUCKER for romance....but for once in my life...conforming to my own not so genuine beliefs....Im gonna swallow it down and say "Sure.."
Let's evalute the recent events...
Besides the Princess reclaiming some of the old lost charm, and the Shakes his Belly like a bowlful of Jelly guy finally fiding his calling, The Freudian completely foegetting about me, the Demon Hairdresser from Snake Garden finally confronting her fears, the Wicked stepsisters finally taking a backseat, the Insectivore remaining in denial as i think is his destiny and finally Krishna admitting Love.....there has still been a lot more in MY OWN life...
Remember the Trick??....yeah the one to very smartly exit and reenter without coveting a fair apology...yeah the one who brought me face to face with HIV.....and oh-so many things Ive already sang upon....
OKAY...now i know for a fact that this will my Darling Howard....knock the wind out of ur lungs....and i hope ur head....
I have as always been destined to act out as the "Other Man"....and in this scenario I am yet again...the man with the mission...the mission being what exactly.....nobody is particualrly aware......not even the ones to assign the Titles....oh how I wish I were just a mere Lord...those titles would be much easier to handle.....but a MISSION???....me?????
okay so wats in it for me??.....Krishna quite laid it out flat for me....im the one into it...n im the one whos gonna "get hurt real bad".....n im the one it just for the pure emotion....
well i was quite prompt in pointing out, as i just did for u....that im a sucker for romance....CHEAP, CLICHED, UNORIGINAL, UNTHOUGHTOF, and it doesnt have to be a grocerylist of encounters....no...it will suffice if its just a lil peck, a scrape, a grasp, a yell, a moan, a flower, and of course a wooden pendant....u know how im a sucker for wood!!!!!!!........laughoutloudandclearshrillandsheerrightnowrighthere.......
"These Boots are Made for Walking
Thats just wat theyll do..
One of these days boots are gonna walk all over you....."......Nancy Sinatra was perhaps thinking of Me(philofthefuture).......and the cumulative shoe...when she thought up that song...
ofcourse while singing it....i hope it was me in drag.....
well thats enough for me.....
ill let you finish it Howard....tell me...howz the underworld treatin ya????....ill furnish u with more of them "IT" words next time.....luuuuurrrve..

Goodnight then Howard
urs in Boots
Choleric