All is well....well, not really but isn't that how we're suppoosed to start a letter??....at least one filled with words of endearment...
Just so you know, in the afterlife, FYI and BTW are the new things around town...
FYI= Frequently Yodeled Inspiration, and BTW= Bretheren To Worship....
So FYI, guess whos back in town...n guess who loves to sing apologies..n guess whos stupid enough to fall for the same ol crap all over again.......yep.....you got most of that right....n THIS BTW is the aftereffect of an ignored message for a date....
So trust me..well don't coz I'm stupid....lemme express it however......i AM not gonna eat anymore of THIS particular letch's crap anymore....This person can return to their not-even-close-to-the-way-I-look "...life lasting ""love""...".......yeahwatever......
Well anyways, till the time that i get over it......you'll have to very "dearly" convince me that i can do better than that...and that im worth a lot more....
The only thing that would perhaps bring me out would be my tie.....just one of those objects that does somehting to u...in its mere existence......a recall to all gifts unknown and unexpected....on a wholly unsuspecting casual day, in times when gifts are least expected as reasons are short.....
However, im sure ur empathies with me onthis are zilch, nothing, nada, non, uns, ZEROOOO.....oh sometimes u make me regret the very day i started writing these letters to u.....if it wasn't for u Howard...id probably be locked up in a facility.....and of course my Pink Tie...the mother gift of all gifts....the gift that will one dya change my life......only the neither the gift nor my life know that..
But you do Howard..so instead of wasting my time here....I should actully go and work on chinging my life......as demonic as that may sound to u...and as mortal as it may aound to me.....its gotta be done....the bitch MUST be killed
goodnight mate
urs in vogue
Choleric
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