Friday, June 26, 2009

"Heartless"...by Kris Allen

Wat?...The...?FUCK..?
Was there ever an acoustic rendition better than the one Kris Allen delivered with "Heartless"??....i would have to presume no...and even if there was....bring it on...coz nothing anyone every does..will quite match up....to this silly little cute married college boy on American Idol.
So...Heartless reminds me of something a little more close to home...I don't think theres anyone in this world that doesnt come close to being heartless..
I agree love...I am not the Greek God of every man's dreams...I'm not even close to being really good looking...I'm an average lookin immortal...Yes...."the clumsiest vampire ever"....
But theres so much more to me...I am an extremely passionate person...and this is starting to sound like a matrimonial......But its true...I AM an very funny....very very cool...fairly talented person...
Why is it that the only people AYYYEEE am ever remotely interested in are well...either greek gods themselves...or straight....or really fugly yet interesting people...who AAAYE am ready to give it a shot with...so tell me...How..is it....that the fuglies, the gods, and the confused straight guys...always end up running away from...
Am i that undesirable??
N here I actually thought I was quite a catch....
Why doesn't anyone ever like me?....Correction...why doesnt anyone I like(sane/hot/creative/funny/wacky etc etc) ever like me??
These and many more shallow self doubts...after these messages...

Goodnight Love
Urs seriously Confused
Choleric

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